Original, my foot

Now, for another Twilight post.

Many may think I'm obsessed with it.

But, you are dead wrong.

In fact, you might even agree with me.

Now, to my initial topic.

Many may think Twilight is a very original book.

The story of a vampire in love with a mortal with blood flowing through her veins.

The story of a vampire and how he has to control his thirst for human blood.

Original? I think not.

In fact, there are other books that have almost the same storyline.

In 1999, a series called the Dark Series written by Christine Feehan was published.

It's a story about a vampire in love with a mortal.

Whether the vampire is a male or female, I do not know.

I don't want to read it.

If you thought the Twilight series was a bit "dirty", then better don't know about this one.

My point is, Twilight is not the only vampire story on the shelves.

The only difference would probably be the presence of werewolves and vampires that glitter.

I think.

And the worst?

Now, where have we seen this cover?

This book is C.S Lewis' Words to Live By.

Oh, now I remember!

Aha! Twilight! Do you see what I see?

Signing out,
myth-buster

Why do girls...?

Just to point out the obvious.

Why exactly do girls scream and swoon at the sight of Robert Pattinson?

Or better known as Edward Cullen in Twilight or Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.

I know my explanation is unnecessary, bear with me.

Anyway, why do girls scream and swoon at the sight of him?

He's pale.

He looks fragile.

Unable to protect.

(At this point, some may say that he's a vampire and he has the 'license to kill' but I'm talking about the actor. Not as a Cullen.)

You catch my drift.

I did not post this just to point this out but I here with a better alternative.

And what or rather who is this alternative?

Taylor Lautner, of course.

Better known as Jacob Black in Twilight or his roles as Shark Boy or even the younger Elliot Murtaugh.

Now you pick:

Bachelor #1

Scruffy and unwashed hair.

Pale and in desperate need of a tan.

A little on the creppy side too.

What's with the smile??

Or Bachelor #2

I hate to say this but, hot.

Washes hair frequently.

And not as creepy.

See the smile??

See?

If you know me, I'm sure you know that this is just a side effect of boredom.

Oh, and just to pose a question why.

Why Robert Pattinson?

With all due respect, please la, wash your hair!

Signing out,

printer-jammed

Boredom and Procrastination

They actually go hand in hand.

Like fork and spoon.

Like paper and pencil.

Like day and night.

Like sun and moon.

Like...okay, you get it.

Procrastinate? Moi? As found by the court, I am guilty.

Add math project, status: 95% complete.

What happened to the 5%? I got tired and bored.

Physics homework: 30% complete.

What happened?

I didn't know how to do the rest. Went to school to copy diagram from Andrea and was supposed to complete it this afternoon.

Maybe I will...Later.

Add math homework: 60% complete.

What happened?

Lack of enthusiasm and got distracted by computer. *Ooh, shiny*

I bet there's more in my school bag.

Which reminds me, where is it?

Must look for it later.

Or maybe on Sunday night.

...or the day after tomorrow

Signing out,
doughnuts