We Did It!

This is actually a post due quite a while ago.

I shall use my special power I have developed all these years and put the blame on someone else

Now, now. I don't blame people very often.

Only when I don't know how to explain my shortcomings.

They work pretty well.

Oh, darn. I just told everyone my secret to successfully blaming people.

If I catch you misusing the special power I bestowed upon you, you shal exercise your powers and blame someone else!
Muahaha!

See, evil genius.

However, many may say this:

EVIL- yes

GENIUS- no.

Sigh.

Oh, back to the original reason why this post is written.

I would like to thank:
1. Cassandra for the opportunity to join the "Comical Duo" and agreed to expand it.
2. Gurprit for her constant 'farnie-ness'. You constantly made us laugh during practice.
3. Esther for her whimsical ideas. Those ideas were the reason why the script rocked.
4. Joan for her bimbotic expression that always deflated intensed situations.
5. Dae for her being so patient and bearing my constant sarcastic comments.
6. Lippy for her presence. It meant a lot to the team.

I would also like to say that I wrote the script. No, I mean I was the official writter while everyone else shouted the place down to get their opinions heard. Seriously.


Signing out,
bossy satsuma

Chivalry Exists!

I had to replace my tuition class again.

And had to sit alone.

Sigh.

And I sat near the back.

Actually, two rows and it would be the back.

Did I describe that right?

Back to the original story,

I sat at the back of a bunch of Lodgians.

As most of us know, Lodgians are not well known for being humble and stuff.

Which reminds me, Government school uniforms look way better.

I mean, I'm starting to look at our universal aprons quite differently now.

Oh, the story. Right.

So, there's a guy sitting in front of me.

He wasn't really blocking my view, but I still had to tilt my head a little to see the board.

Maybe he has eyes at the back of his head, I may never know.

But he turned and asked me if I could see the board.

And I said yes. I could.

A few minutes later, he asked the same question again and proceeded to scoot his chair to the side.

What I'm trying to say is..

No, I'm not smitten.

Let me finish.

Chivalry still exists.

Even after King Arthur and The Knights of the Round Table are dead and gone.

Chivalry still exists.

And hopefully, will continue to exist until the end of time.

Cos, hey, Girls Rule!

Signing out,

pineapples rock!

Points to Ponder

1. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

2. What's another word for thesaurus?

3. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

4. Why is the word abbreviation so long?

5. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

6. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

7. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

8. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

9. What hair color do they put on the passports of bald men?

10. Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

11. Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

12. Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

13. Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

14. Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

15. Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

16. Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

17. Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

18. Why does Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

19. Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

20. Who the first first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

21. Who the first person was that said, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?"

22. That if Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

23. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

24. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

25. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

26. Why a round pizza gets delivered in a square box?

27. Why people pay to go up in tall buildings, and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

29. Is there another word for synonym?

30. If you try to fail and you succeed, which have you done?

31. If there is such a thing as love at first sight.... why do they say that love is blind?

32. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

And finally, (my personal favourite):

33. Why on earth am I doing this?

Signing out,
The Thinker

Ps: I shall now stop and ponder over these things.

Pss: I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.

Psss (do they have that?): I'd really appreciate me if you would help me think this through.

Pssss (now that's ridiculous): By the way, these points are not mine. They're meticulously and carefully copied and paste with a little help from my favourite search engine, Google.